求一则英语笑话要搞笑的

求一则英语笑话要搞笑的
求一则英语笑话
要搞笑的

求一则英语笑话要搞笑的
What just happened here?
A military cargo plane,flying over a populated area,suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.The pilot tries to pull up,but with all their cargo,the plane is too heavy.So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter.They throw out a pistol."Throw out more!" shouts the pilot.So they throw out a rifle."More!" he cries again.They heave out a missile,and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport.They get into a jeep and drive off.Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying.They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder.Again they ask why and the boy says,"A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving.They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically.They ask him,"Kid,what's so funny?" The boy replies,"I sneezed and a house blew up!"
短的：
What was the problem before?
Taxiing down the tarmac,the jetliner abruptly stopped,turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait,it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant,"What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant,"and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

Why does the dog watch me eat？
Guest:"Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host:"I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Father:"Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age he was splitting rails to earn a living."
Son:"Yes,Dad. And when he was your age he was the President of the USA."
父亲:"儿子,当亚伯拉罕.林肯在你这么大的时候,他靠劈柴过...

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Father:"Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age he was splitting rails to earn a living."
Son:"Yes,Dad. And when he was your age he was the President of the USA."
父亲:"儿子,当亚伯拉罕.林肯在你这么大的时候,他靠劈柴过活."
儿子:"是啊,爸爸.当他和你同岁的时候,他已经是美国总统了."
Teacher:Ron,I`ll give an A in history if you can tell me something about Adolf Hitler."
Ron:"He`s dead."
老师:"罗恩,如果你能告诉我有关阿道夫.希特勒的一些事,我会给你的历史成绩评A."
罗恩:"他死了."
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Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 ...

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Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

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