作业帮谁有英文笑话.带中文翻译.
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谁有英文笑话.带中文翻译.
谁有英文笑话.
带中文翻译.
谁有英文笑话.带中文翻译.
1 The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went .It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑）!" An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be.Would you know where he went,I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子对邻居说：“丈夫一晚上都没回家,也不知道他干什么去了 ,真叫我着急!” 一个知情人说：“算了,你要知道他干什么去了,我敢说你会更着急.”
2 There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day,they were walking through the park together,when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench,kissing each othervery passionately.So the wife said to the husband,"Honey,why don't you do that?" And the husband said,"How?I don'teven know that lady!"
有一天,一对结婚很久的夫妻一起步行经过公园时,看到一对年轻夫妇坐在长椅上热吻,太太就跟先生说：「亲爱的!你为什么不那样做呢?」先生说：「怎么行呢?我还不认识那位小姐呢!」
3 There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel.Then she said to the bellman,"I refuse to take a tiny room like this,with no window and no bed in it!You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much!I'm going to complain to the manager!" So the bellman said very politely,"Madam, this isn't your room.It's the elevator!"
有一位乡下妇人进城去.她到一家旅馆登记住宿后,对提行李的服务生抗议说：「你们怎么可以给我这么小的房间,既没有窗户也没有床!你们别以为我不常旅行就想骗我!我要找你们经理申诉!」那个服务生很客气地回答：「夫人,这里不是你的房间,这是电梯!」
4 One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear. So the doctor checked,checked,checked,listened,listened and said,"Oh,you know your ear trouble is an old age problem?Your ear is getting old,that's all.That's why you can't hear."So the patient said,"Nonsense,the left ear is just as old.
有个老人向医生抱怨右耳有问题,听不见. 医生检查又检查、听了又听,然后说：「哦!你知道吗?你耳朵有毛病是因为年老的关系,你的右耳已经老化了,所以才听不到.」 病人说：「胡说!我的左耳也一样老呀!」